About Me

Well, I am an 18 year old web slacker. I love video games, I usually just have poor taste in them. My hobbies include webcomics, activism and dating. Just so I'm not flooded with emails asking for me to show my boobs, I'm gay. You boys have no chance.

My favorite movie: The Rocky Horror Picture Show

My favorite game: Monster Rancher 2

My favorite cd: Dark Side of the Moon (Pink Floyd)

My favorite book: The Tao of Pooh

My favorite food: Tofu

The idea for a review site was only recent. Most of you really want to know about the name. I mean 'Gay for Legolas' reviews? Well, it all started with a wonderfully violent and socially random comic called "Unlife Online". I found this wonderful web gem about 6 months ago. One comic imparticular stuck with me:

A panel with a poorly copied Capt Jack Sparrow and a singing Atomic Fish. The Capt says "I be gay for legolas." To which Fishy replies "Me too." Enough said.

Alaric is the alter-ego of my younger brother. He is a haxxor gamer. Enough said.